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Terrible Tudors, gorgeous Georgians

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Slimy Stuarts, vile Victorians

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Woeful wars, ferocious fights
Dingy castles, daring knights

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Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians

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Vicious Vikings, cruel crimes
Punishment from ancient times

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Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless

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Cavemen, savage fierce and toothless

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Groovy Greeks, brainy
sages Mean and measly Middle Ages

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Gory stories, we do that
And your host, a talking rat

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The past is no longer a mystery Welcome to...

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Horrible Histories.

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You might think going to a Roman
Emperor's dinner party would be fun.

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Well, think again.

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Four Romans. Four banquets.

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400 courses!

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Yes, it's Roman Come Dine With Me

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and tonight it's teenage
emperor Elagabalus's turn

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to cook for his guests.

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But the young emperor's reputation
has some of his guests nervous

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before they even arrive.

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I'm a bit scared to be honest.

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Apparently Elagabalus is a bit crazy.

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A friend of mine was invited to one of his feasts

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and he made them eat live parrots.

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Imagine trying to swallow all those feathers!

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It'd make you sick as a parrot.

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So how is the potty prankster

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planning to impress his guests tonight?

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Well, tonight I thought I'd
just do something really easy.

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It's easy because I'm
not making it, my slaves are.

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HE LAUGHS

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What are you cooking?

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Well, I'm going to do camels
feet with scooped out flamingo brain

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and, er, some nice stuffed snails.

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- Oh.
- Then we've got

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the sows udders,

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the jellyfish, I'm going to do

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dormouse which is rolled in...

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..Jackdaws, horsemeat sausages,

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and rotten fish guts,

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and cold peas! With little nuggets of gold.

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That sounds like a really
nice starter, what's the main?

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Agrippina is the first to arrive
and there's a shock in store.

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SHE SCREAMS

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- HE LAUGHS
- Don't tread in those.

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- Those are the guts of some people I had sacrificed earlier.
- Urgh!

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They're to tell the future.

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And the guts say...

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my pudding is going to be so scrummy
you won't literally believe it.

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Elagabalus goes to check on the food,

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while the rest of his guests
have a snoop round the palace.

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I wonder what's in here.

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No, no, no, please don't go in there.

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Come on, it can't be that bad.

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- ARGH!
- Lion! - There's a lion in here!

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HE CHUCKLES

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I hid a lion in there. Ha-ha!

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Random.

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The guests who survived the
lion join their host for dinner.

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Tuck in.

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CRUNCHING OF TEETH Argh!

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That's rock hard.

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That's because it is rock.

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I gave you both bits of wax and stone

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that are made to look like food

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while I get the real food
which is actually really nice.

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Mmm.

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How mad am I?

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How mad am I?

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Eat it.

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CRUNCHING TEETH

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HE CHUCKLES

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Time for some scores.

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Well, I slipped on human guts,

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I was attacked by a lion
and I was forced to eat rocks.

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So I'm going to give him a two out of...

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If you give me a bad score
I'll have you executed, so...

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..So I'm going to give him X out of X.

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Sweet!

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- And I got you a doggy bag because I'm so generous.
- Thank you.

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It's an actual dead dog!

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HE LAUGHS

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I'm so random.

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Stay in touch, yeah?

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That's 100% accu-rat.

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Elagabalus really was one extreme prankster.

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I mean, hiding lions around the house,

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what's wrong with good old itching
powder and whoopee cushions?

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SOMEONE BLOWS A RASPBERRY That wasn't me!

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That was Marcus my pet flea.

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He's like an all in one itching
powder and whoopee cushion.

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MARCUS BLOWS A RASPBERRY
Oh, Marcus! I do apologise.

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Walsingham? What happened to you?

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The Queen threw a slipper at me...again!

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What did you do this time?

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I told her she had a short temper.

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You idiot! You know that makes her angry.

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I know. Have you finished her portrait yet?

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Mmm...it's getting there, but I'm petrified.

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What if she doesn't like it?

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Better hope she's in a good mood.

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- Is she ever?
- No.

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Where's my portrait!

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Urgh!

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Oh, I can't look!

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It's grotesque.

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The hideous nose, rotten
teeth and pock-marked skin.

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Walsingham.

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Have that man relieved of the burden of his head.

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- Ma'am, you're looking into a mirror.
- Oh.

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This is the portrait.

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Ah!

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Petite nose,

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perfect teeth,

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porcelain skin...

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Why, however did you manage
to capture my good looks?

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Well, my lady,

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I just did an exact copy of
the only portrait you've ever liked.

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As per your orders.

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Splendid. Do me another.

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And see if you can capture my regal beauty again.

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I think it looks nothing like her.

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I heard that! >

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As well as art, Queen Elizabeth
loved plays by Shakespeare,

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especially one called Titus Andronicus...

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The pie was made out of her two sons!

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Yes, Shakespeare wrote some
truly unforgettable things.

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May we have our next contestant please?

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Hello.

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Your name please?

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William Shakespeare.

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Your occupation?

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One that doth make words to dance upon the page

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and thence into the ear of the throng.

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I'm sorry, I don't quite...

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I write plays.

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Right, well why didn't you just say so?

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And your chosen specialised subject.

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Phrases what I made up.

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William Shakespeare, you have
two minutes on phrases what you made up

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starting from...now.

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To be or not to be, that is the question.

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- I know it is.
- I'm sorry?

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I know that's the question, you just asked me it.

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No, the questions is did you make it up?

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You just said the question
was to be or not to be.

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To be or not to be, that is the question,

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IS the question.

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Oh, yes I see, yes I did make that up.

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Correct. Good riddance.

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I've only just arrived.

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No, did you invent the phrase, good riddance?

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- Yes, I did.
- Correct

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- Heart of gold.
- Oh, thank you, that's very flattering.

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No...

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Were you the first person
to use the phrase, heart of gold?

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- Yes, I was.
- Correct.

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Dead as a door-nail.

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Oh yes, that is one of mine.
Henry VI, part 2, the sequel!

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Correct. Wild goose chase.

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Yes, that's mine. Are they still using that?

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They are indeed. Correct.

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Knock, knock, who's there?

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No, that's wrong - you say "Knock,
knock," then I say, "Who's there?"

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No, did you invent it?

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- What?
- Knock, knock. - Who's there?

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NO...who?

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Did you come up with the phrase,
knock, knock, who's there?

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- Yes, I did.
- Correct.

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For goodness sake.

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- That's one of mine too.
- Correct.

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All the world's a...

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END OF ROUND JINGLE

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I've started so I'll finish...

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- No, that's one of yours.
- Correct.

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William Shakespeare,

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at the end of that round
you have scored eight points.

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Sorry, is this what you
do for entertainment nowadays?

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Yes it is, yes.

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- Think I preferred the theatre.
- Hmm...

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"Think I preferred the theatre."

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- Get out of the chair now.
- OK.

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'And now on HHTV an advertising
intermission from ancient Peru.'

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SHOUTING: Hi, I'm a shouty man

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and I'm here to tell you about new Incan Hole.

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The incredible childcare revolution.

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New Incan Hole is the simple way
to keep your troublesome tots in check.

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Just chuck in your child

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and let those steep sides do all the hard work.

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Yes, compared with level ground,

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the unique raised edges of new Incan
Hole are up to a big percent better

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at keeping little ones out of trouble

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What's more, it's quick and easy to install.

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And it's cheaper than a babysitter.

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And with the bargain price of nothing at all,

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why stop at just one Incan Hole?

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With the unique dig-anywhere design,

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you can take your hole wherever you go.

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And if you're not completely
satisfied with new Incan Hole,

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why not dig another one?

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Try new Incan Hole today.

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Dig a hole and the child is safe.

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Warning, Incan Hole may become Incan
paddling pool during rainy season.

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If you think keeping
your kids in a hole is weird,

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check out what we use to wash our hair.

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Do you suffer from a dry flaky scalp?

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Is your hair greasy?

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Does your head smell like a dead rotting llama?

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Then you need new Incan Shampee.

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Yes, Shampee is a revolutionary
new anti-dandruff hair wash.

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Simply pee in a bucket and
leave it to ferment for a week.

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Then just wash your hair in the piddle pot.

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The all-natural formula
gets to work straight away.

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Here's the sciencey bit.

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Your pee contains urea,

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a chemical that kills bacteria,

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fights dandruff and cleans away grease

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leaving you with shinier, healthier looking hair.

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Incan Shampee - it's what
all the Incan ladies are using.

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I love it.

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Available in all full bladders.

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Bucket not included.

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So, welcome to Badminton House.

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I thought we'd take tea here in the gallery.

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Home to our fine collection of...

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Home to our fine collection of art.

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CRASH!

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Home to what WAS our fine collection of art

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and also sadly home to my
husband, the Duke of Beaufort,

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- a keen tennis player.
- Hello.

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Darling, can you please
not play tennis in the gallery.

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Of course, dear.

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What would you like me to play? Football?

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CRASH!

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- Darling!
- All right, rugby?

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WINDOW SMASHES

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- Darling!
- Touch of boxing? - No!

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There must be a sport you can play
indoors without smashing things up.

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- Well, there's always poona.
- Poona? Sounds even messier.

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Oh, no, I've just come back from
India and poona is a game they play.

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Like tennis, but with a shuttlecock

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and it's perfectly safe
to play indoors, go on try.

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Ah, poona it is then.

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Anyone for poona?

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Oh darling, do stop saying poona.

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Can't we think of a less smelly name?

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Yes, what can we call this game
we play here in Badminton House?

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I know, something that would
link it ever more to Badminton House.

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Badminton House?

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I've got it.

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We can call it house.

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Or badminton.

253
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Ha, ha what a ridiculous suggestion!

254
00:11:49,259 --> 00:11:52,418
Who's ever heard of a game called badminton?

255
00:11:52,419 --> 00:11:53,778
Honestly.

256
00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:54,818
A-choo!

257
00:11:54,819 --> 00:11:55,938
SMASH!

258
00:11:55,939 --> 00:11:58,098
Oh, darling.

259
00:11:58,099 --> 00:11:59,579
Excuse me.

260
00:12:00,499 --> 00:12:05,858
Great eccentrics of the Victorian
era, the second Baron Rothschild.

261
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:09,658
Yes, apparently the 8th
Earl of Bridgwater used to have

262
00:12:09,659 --> 00:12:12,018
dinner parties with his pet dogs.

263
00:12:12,019 --> 00:12:15,098
The man was out of his mind, Mr Gibbons.

264
00:12:15,099 --> 00:12:16,938
Oo-oo-oo-ah-ah-ah!

265
00:12:16,939 --> 00:12:20,498
I'll take that as a yes.
One shouldn't really judge,

266
00:12:20,499 --> 00:12:23,418
I have some strange dinner guests myself.

267
00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:26,338
Of course the vicar hasn't arrived yet.

268
00:12:26,339 --> 00:12:28,058
- TOGETHER:
- Oo-oo-ah-ah!

269
00:12:28,059 --> 00:12:29,898
Don't worry he won't stay long.

270
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:33,498
He doesn't like the snakes
wrapped round the banisters.

271
00:12:33,499 --> 00:12:35,258
Tsssss!

272
00:12:35,259 --> 00:12:37,898
All right, let's start I'm starving.

273
00:12:37,899 --> 00:12:39,458
Oo-oo-oo-oo! >

274
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,178
Yes, the soup is hot.

275
00:12:41,179 --> 00:12:43,899
Mr Chimpington could you pass me a roll?

276
00:12:45,019 --> 00:12:48,178
Mr Chimpington, that is not how we pass... Oh!

277
00:12:48,179 --> 00:12:52,618
And I very much hope that
was one of cook's brownies.

278
00:12:52,619 --> 00:12:54,778
Really now, we're not animals.

279
00:12:54,779 --> 00:12:56,498
- TOGETHER:
- Oo-ah! Ah! Ah!

280
00:12:56,499 --> 00:12:57,898
That's all true.

281
00:12:57,899 --> 00:13:01,858
The second Baron Rothschild
had dinner parties with monkeys

282
00:13:01,859 --> 00:13:04,858
and snakes and wrapped around his banisters.

283
00:13:04,859 --> 00:13:08,258
He also had a carriage drawn
by - wait for it - zebras.

284
00:13:08,259 --> 00:13:12,498
He did, look it up in a history
book, it's all there in black and white.

285
00:13:12,499 --> 00:13:14,458
And black-and-white, and black-and-white...

286
00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:15,738
Ha, ha, ha!

287
00:13:15,739 --> 00:13:19,339
Some Victorians really were very eccentric.

288
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:22,738
Stupid deaths

289
00:13:22,739 --> 00:13:23,898
Stupid deaths

290
00:13:23,899 --> 00:13:26,858
They're funny cos they're true Woo!

291
00:13:26,859 --> 00:13:28,698
Stupid deaths Stupid deaths

292
00:13:28,699 --> 00:13:32,178
Hope next time it's not you.

293
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,778
Don't like them? Why not?

294
00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:34,858
Next.

295
00:13:34,859 --> 00:13:36,698
And you are?

296
00:13:36,699 --> 00:13:40,138
Bobby Leach, famous Victorian
daredevil and stuntman.

297
00:13:40,139 --> 00:13:43,338
Oh, I love it when stuntmen come through.

298
00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:46,218
They always have the most stupid deaths.

299
00:13:46,219 --> 00:13:47,778
Go on, spill the beans.

300
00:13:47,779 --> 00:13:51,058
I was fearless, there was nothing I wouldn't do.

301
00:13:51,059 --> 00:13:54,138
So I decided to go over
Niagara Falls in a barrel.

302
00:13:54,139 --> 00:13:57,418
And you died! You idiot! Ha ha ha!

303
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,858
No, no, I survived.

304
00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:01,938
I had a few injuries but I made a full recovery.

305
00:14:01,939 --> 00:14:03,698
Uh. That's a shame.

306
00:14:03,699 --> 00:14:07,258
So then swam the rapids at the Niagara whirlpool.

307
00:14:07,259 --> 00:14:11,858
And then you died! I bet you did.
You did, didn't you? I bet you did.

308
00:14:11,859 --> 00:14:13,778
No, no, I had to get rescued.

309
00:14:13,779 --> 00:14:15,258
So I tried it again.

310
00:14:15,259 --> 00:14:18,258
- And then you drowned!
- No, I was rescued again.

311
00:14:18,259 --> 00:14:21,898
- And I got rescued a third time.
- Business it's ridiculous.

312
00:14:21,899 --> 00:14:26,418
So I toured the world displaying
my barrel to the paying crowd.

313
00:14:26,419 --> 00:14:29,818
I ended up in New Zealand.
And that's where I died.

314
00:14:29,819 --> 00:14:33,338
By swimming over a waterfall blindfolded?

315
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:37,458
No, I slipped on an orange peel,
broke my leg and died of gangrene.

316
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:40,978
Ha, ha! By slipping on an orange peel!

317
00:14:40,979 --> 00:14:43,538
You lemon! Ha ha, ha ha!

318
00:14:43,539 --> 00:14:49,298
Oh, yes, that's three yeses.
You're through to the afterlife.

319
00:14:49,299 --> 00:14:50,938
Thank you very much.

320
00:14:50,939 --> 00:14:52,379
Toodle pip!

321
00:14:53,339 --> 00:14:55,459
Hey, mind how you go.

322
00:14:57,179 --> 00:14:58,658
Ha! Sorry!

323
00:14:58,659 --> 00:15:02,058
Ha ha ha. I'm on form, aren't I?

324
00:15:02,059 --> 00:15:04,538
Stupid deaths Stupid deaths

325
00:15:04,539 --> 00:15:07,539
Hope next time it's not you, Oo-hoo.

326
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:17,538
Everyone knows Guy Fawkes tried
to blow up Parliament on November 5th.

327
00:15:17,539 --> 00:15:20,858
Did you know that he was
one member of a bigger gang?

328
00:15:20,859 --> 00:15:23,818
In fact there were 13 of them all together.

329
00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:25,179
Come on, folks.

330
00:15:26,219 --> 00:15:28,618
You couldn't have done this alone.

331
00:15:28,619 --> 00:15:30,938
Who was in your gang?

332
00:15:30,939 --> 00:15:33,258
I'll never tell you.

333
00:15:33,259 --> 00:15:35,738
Oh, we'll see about that. Hee-hee-ha-ha!

334
00:15:35,739 --> 00:15:37,658
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

335
00:15:37,659 --> 00:15:38,778
- What?
- What?

336
00:15:38,779 --> 00:15:40,899
No, you don't laugh, I laugh.

337
00:15:42,139 --> 00:15:45,538
It was the plot that seemed unthinkable.

338
00:15:45,539 --> 00:15:47,898
Fawkes is the explosives expert.

339
00:15:47,899 --> 00:15:52,018
We're going to blow up the royal
family at the Opening of Parliament?

340
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,058
That's right.

341
00:15:53,059 --> 00:15:54,378
Just for fun?

342
00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:56,578
John Wright is the persuader.

343
00:15:56,579 --> 00:16:00,138
Because we're Catholics
and the King's hates Catholics.

344
00:16:00,139 --> 00:16:03,418
- He thinks we're always plotting something.
- As if!

345
00:16:03,419 --> 00:16:05,098
BOTH: Ha-ha, ha-ha!

346
00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:07,938
It was the plot that sounded impossible.

347
00:16:07,939 --> 00:16:10,458
Robert Gatesby is the brains.

348
00:16:10,459 --> 00:16:14,098
So we roll 36 barrels
of gunpowder down the Thames,

349
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,938
sneak it into this cellar,
wait for Parliament to open -

350
00:16:17,939 --> 00:16:22,138
I creep back in, light the fuse,
run away and blow up the King?

351
00:16:22,139 --> 00:16:24,178
- Without getting caught?
- Yes.

352
00:16:24,179 --> 00:16:27,458
OK. Just checking I had that down right.

353
00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:30,298
It was the plot that would surely go wrong.

354
00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:34,258
So I persuaded 12 guys, that
ought to do it, don't you think?

355
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:37,178
- Do you think we need one more?
- It couldn't hurt.

356
00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:38,818
I'll get one more. Um...

357
00:16:38,819 --> 00:16:43,378
- Excuse me? Would you like to be in a plot to blow up Parliament?
- Why not.

358
00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:46,098
I'll just check my diary. When?

359
00:16:46,099 --> 00:16:47,219
November 5th.

360
00:16:48,019 --> 00:16:51,018
- Yeah, I'm free.
- Fabulous, that's 13 then.

361
00:16:51,019 --> 00:16:53,058
Isn't 13 an unlucky number?

362
00:16:53,059 --> 00:16:55,498
Don't worry I'm sure it'll be fine.

363
00:16:55,499 --> 00:16:57,498
Francis Tresham is the idiot.

364
00:16:57,499 --> 00:17:01,818
Hang on, my brother-in-law's
due in Parliament on November 5th.

365
00:17:01,819 --> 00:17:05,018
I'll send him a letter telling
him to take the day off.

366
00:17:05,019 --> 00:17:06,858
I'm sure he won't tell anyone.

367
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,218
It was the plot.

368
00:17:08,219 --> 00:17:11,258
Three, two, one...

369
00:17:11,259 --> 00:17:12,978
That went wrong.

370
00:17:12,979 --> 00:17:15,178
- Oh.
- Horribly, horribly wrong.

371
00:17:15,179 --> 00:17:18,018
Fawkes' 13.

372
00:17:18,019 --> 00:17:21,939
What letter? What idiot sent a letter?

373
00:17:23,899 --> 00:17:27,298
Failing to explode on 5th November, 1605.

374
00:17:27,299 --> 00:17:30,378
You're going to be hung drawn and quartered.

375
00:17:30,379 --> 00:17:31,859
- Gutted.
- You will be.

376
00:17:51,179 --> 00:17:53,498
The answer is C.

377
00:17:53,499 --> 00:17:57,058
The bodies were preserved in
tar and sent to the West of England

378
00:17:57,059 --> 00:17:59,538
as a warning to other would-be rebels.

379
00:17:59,539 --> 00:18:02,259
Stuart punishments could be really gruesome.

380
00:18:03,259 --> 00:18:04,378
Will?

381
00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:05,578
Will Prinn.

382
00:18:05,579 --> 00:18:07,258
What happened to you?

383
00:18:07,259 --> 00:18:12,138
Sorry? King Charles I had my ears
cut off for insulting the theatre.

384
00:18:12,139 --> 00:18:13,538
- Pardon?
- What?

385
00:18:13,539 --> 00:18:16,218
I can't hear you, I had my ears cut off

386
00:18:16,219 --> 00:18:19,698
for writing a book that upset the government.

387
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,058
- I'm sorry, what?
- I'm sorry?

388
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:26,578
I said the king had my ears cut off

389
00:18:26,579 --> 00:18:31,338
and when I was rude about some
bishops he had my cheek branded.

390
00:18:31,339 --> 00:18:36,098
- Ah, that looks nasty how did you get that?
- Pardon. - Sorry?

391
00:18:36,099 --> 00:18:38,378
Listen, I can't hear you.

392
00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:42,898
I had my ears nailed to a piece
of wood, then cut off and left there.

393
00:18:42,899 --> 00:18:44,698
- Pardon?
- Pardon?

394
00:18:44,699 --> 00:18:45,858
Come again?

395
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:48,658
For writing a book the government didn't like.

396
00:18:48,659 --> 00:18:51,858
I'll show you, you can still see one over there.

397
00:18:51,859 --> 00:18:54,178
Look, there's an ear nailed to a post.

398
00:18:54,179 --> 00:18:57,898
- I wonder how it got there.
- I'm sorry? - An ear.

399
00:18:57,899 --> 00:18:59,938
Hold on, I've got an idea.

400
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,058
Can you hear me now?

401
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:05,738
It's no good talking to
him he's as deaf as a post.

402
00:19:05,739 --> 00:19:06,978
Sorry?

403
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,818
I made a joke.

404
00:19:08,819 --> 00:19:10,298
Pardon?

405
00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:12,338
I'm sorry.

406
00:19:12,339 --> 00:19:13,738
What?

407
00:19:13,739 --> 00:19:15,219
Come again?

408
00:19:17,979 --> 00:19:19,138
Strange man.

409
00:19:19,139 --> 00:19:20,859
Weirdo.

410
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:29,978
While the regular Army was
away in Europe fighting Hitler

411
00:19:29,979 --> 00:19:34,018
Britain had a Home Guard made up
of all the men who had to stay at home

412
00:19:34,019 --> 00:19:36,338
but still wanted to do their bit.

413
00:19:36,339 --> 00:19:39,898
Although the whole thing was a bit makeshift.

414
00:19:39,899 --> 00:19:41,418
So, General.

415
00:19:41,419 --> 00:19:46,658
If we are to defend Britain against
a German invasion, then every man

416
00:19:46,659 --> 00:19:48,658
in the Home Guard must be armed.

417
00:19:48,659 --> 00:19:51,298
But the regular Army need all our guns.

418
00:19:51,299 --> 00:19:54,138
All the same, every man in the Home Guard

419
00:19:54,139 --> 00:19:56,818
must be armed was some kind of weapon.

420
00:19:56,819 --> 00:20:00,298
Even if it be an ancient one, like a pike.

421
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:03,219
Yes, sir. Very good, sir.

422
00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:07,738
There we are, sir.

423
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,858
I've had 250,000 pikes made.

424
00:20:09,859 --> 00:20:11,338
You've done what?

425
00:20:11,339 --> 00:20:13,978
General, I said like a pike,

426
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:18,378
- I didn't literally mean a pike, pike was just an example.
- Oh.

427
00:20:18,379 --> 00:20:23,218
Honestly, if I told you to
go and jump off a cliff, would you?

428
00:20:23,219 --> 00:20:25,339
He's gone to jump off a cliff.

429
00:20:28,539 --> 00:20:33,099
Your chance to protect Britain
by joining the Home Guard.

430
00:20:35,219 --> 00:20:38,818
Choose from men who can't
join the regular armed forces.

431
00:20:38,819 --> 00:20:40,138
70-year-old man.

432
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,538
Baker needed at home to bake bread.

433
00:20:42,539 --> 00:20:45,178
Man who's lost some toes.

434
00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:47,539
Baker selected.

435
00:20:48,619 --> 00:20:51,978
All the proper weapons have
been taken by the regulars.

436
00:20:51,979 --> 00:20:54,098
So you choose from what's left.

437
00:20:54,099 --> 00:20:59,018
Cutlass, golf club, blunderbuss,
a kitchen knife taped to a pole.

438
00:20:59,019 --> 00:21:00,859
Blunderbuss selected.

439
00:21:03,979 --> 00:21:07,178
Watch out for enemy troops trying to invade.

440
00:21:07,179 --> 00:21:12,458
Ow! Oi, you nincompoop!
I'm not the enemy, I'm British.

441
00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:14,698
Watch out for spies.

442
00:21:14,699 --> 00:21:16,418
Trust no one.

443
00:21:16,419 --> 00:21:18,698
What on earth are you doing?

444
00:21:18,699 --> 00:21:20,418
I am a real nun.

445
00:21:20,419 --> 00:21:25,979
- And do be careful you don't shoot yourself with your old weapon.
- Ow.

446
00:21:28,059 --> 00:21:30,778
Yes, the Home Guard never shot a German

447
00:21:30,779 --> 00:21:33,298
because the Germans never invaded.

448
00:21:33,299 --> 00:21:36,618
Operation Defend Britain - join the Home Guard.

449
00:21:36,619 --> 00:21:39,578
Players should be 17 or
over or lie about their age.

450
00:21:39,579 --> 00:21:42,298
That's 100% acc-u-rat.

451
00:21:42,299 --> 00:21:45,378
And despite the Germans never invaded Britain

452
00:21:45,379 --> 00:21:48,098
lots of Home Guard volunteers were injured.

453
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:51,218
All the injuries you're about to see are genuine.

454
00:21:51,219 --> 00:21:54,458
Taken from the Durham Home Guard accident book.

455
00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:55,698
No, really.

456
00:21:55,699 --> 00:21:56,938
Attention!

457
00:21:56,939 --> 00:22:00,098
Durham Home Guard prepare for roll-call.

458
00:22:00,099 --> 00:22:02,058
Volunteer Birtwistle.

459
00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:03,898
- Preset, Sir.
- Excellent.

460
00:22:03,899 --> 00:22:05,618
Volunteer Davidson.

461
00:22:05,619 --> 00:22:06,658
No Davidson?

462
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,578
He's in hospital sir, he got shot in the arm.

463
00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:13,018
- By the enemy?
- No, sir, by a volunteer. - Right.

464
00:22:13,019 --> 00:22:14,378
Volunteer Frazier.

465
00:22:14,379 --> 00:22:17,338
- Injured, shot in the leg, sir.
- By a volunteer?

466
00:22:17,339 --> 00:22:20,538
No, sir, by himself. His gun went off by mistake.

467
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:23,138
- Jenkins?
- Got knocked off a bike by a dog.

468
00:22:23,139 --> 00:22:24,418
Simpson?

469
00:22:24,419 --> 00:22:28,058
Injured in gym practice - tripped
over a mat, smashed his face.

470
00:22:28,059 --> 00:22:30,258
- Skellen?
- Fractured ankle, sir.

471
00:22:30,259 --> 00:22:31,938
At the same gym practice?

472
00:22:31,939 --> 00:22:34,298
No, a table collapsed in a lecture.

473
00:22:34,299 --> 00:22:37,298
How's the Home Guard supposed to defend Britain

474
00:22:37,299 --> 00:22:40,899
from an attack from if we're all injured.
Extraordinary.

475
00:22:42,699 --> 00:22:43,978
Sorry I'm late.

476
00:22:43,979 --> 00:22:47,058
Volunteer Tomkins reporting for duty, sir.

477
00:22:47,059 --> 00:22:50,818
Good heavens, what on earth
have you done to yourself man?

478
00:22:50,819 --> 00:22:55,298
I sliced the top of my finger
off adjusting the helmet chin strap.

479
00:22:55,299 --> 00:22:57,218
Right, well, it is a good job

480
00:22:57,219 --> 00:23:01,618
that today I shall be giving
you all a demonstration on first aid.

481
00:23:01,619 --> 00:23:02,738
BOTH: Yes.

482
00:23:02,739 --> 00:23:05,858
So, I need a volunteer... Birtwistle.

483
00:23:05,859 --> 00:23:07,779
- Ya!
- Lie on the floor, good chap.

484
00:23:08,579 --> 00:23:10,858
Oh! Ow!

485
00:23:10,859 --> 00:23:14,778
- Good heavens, man, what have you done?
- Nothing to worry about.

486
00:23:14,779 --> 00:23:16,818
It's just a massive splinter.

487
00:23:16,819 --> 00:23:20,139
Right, hang on there I'll help you.
Let's look... oh!

488
00:23:21,219 --> 00:23:22,658
Oh no!

489
00:23:22,659 --> 00:23:26,178
I think I've severed a tendon in my back.
It's gone.

490
00:23:26,179 --> 00:23:29,858
- Don't just stand there - phone an ambulance.
- Right away.

491
00:23:29,859 --> 00:23:33,338
- I think it's through to the bone.
- Don't panic. Here we go.

492
00:23:33,339 --> 00:23:34,818
Ow! Ooh! My finger.

493
00:23:34,819 --> 00:23:38,658
- I definitely think I need some kind of doc.
- Lend us a hand sir.

494
00:23:38,659 --> 00:23:40,018
Tomkins... Ah!

495
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:43,699
- Argh! Now my foot's stuck.
- Tomkins! My back's gone.

496
00:23:50,539 --> 00:23:52,618
When we sailed to new lands

497
00:23:52,619 --> 00:23:56,979
we Vikings had some pretty
cunning ways of navigating.

498
00:24:00,219 --> 00:24:03,098
Come on. We must be close to land.

499
00:24:03,099 --> 00:24:04,538
What are you doing?

500
00:24:04,539 --> 00:24:05,779
What? Nothing.

501
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:07,858
Are we lost?

502
00:24:07,859 --> 00:24:09,698
Don't be silly.

503
00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:11,858
You're supposed to be navigating.

504
00:24:11,859 --> 00:24:14,938
The captain'll feed your arms to the sharks...

505
00:24:14,939 --> 00:24:16,418
We're not lost, all right.

506
00:24:16,419 --> 00:24:19,698
That's the sea and that's
the sky and we're inbetween them.

507
00:24:19,699 --> 00:24:23,778
On the sea and underneath the
sky - exactly where I thought we'd be.

508
00:24:23,779 --> 00:24:25,738
Look at me.

509
00:24:25,739 --> 00:24:26,819
Are we lost?

510
00:24:27,739 --> 00:24:28,898
Yes.

511
00:24:28,899 --> 00:24:30,738
Right. Thought so.

512
00:24:30,739 --> 00:24:33,338
Good thing I brought this then, isn't it?

513
00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:34,498
What's in there?

514
00:24:34,499 --> 00:24:35,618
A raven.

515
00:24:35,619 --> 00:24:38,738
We're in the middle of
the sea what use is a bird?

516
00:24:38,739 --> 00:24:42,378
It's the latest Viking trick.
This raven's hungry.

517
00:24:42,379 --> 00:24:45,818
When I let it out of the
box it'll soar up into the sky

518
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:48,978
and it'll fly towards land looking for food.

519
00:24:48,979 --> 00:24:50,778
All we have to do is follow.

520
00:24:50,779 --> 00:24:52,618
Sat Rav. Wow!

521
00:24:52,619 --> 00:24:55,498
What a good idea. We'll find land in no time.

522
00:24:55,499 --> 00:24:56,979
- Ready?
- Yeah.

523
00:24:58,739 --> 00:25:01,139
Fly raven, fly.

524
00:25:04,539 --> 00:25:06,418
I think it's a bit too hungry.

525
00:25:06,419 --> 00:25:09,259
I probably should have fed it something.

526
00:25:10,379 --> 00:25:15,538
It's true, Vikings really did
sometimes use ravens to find land.

527
00:25:15,539 --> 00:25:18,018
But at night they navigated by the stars.

528
00:25:18,019 --> 00:25:22,339
Take a left to Britney Spears
and a right after Angelina Jolie.

529
00:25:28,699 --> 00:25:31,898
Was the summer of 793

530
00:25:31,899 --> 00:25:35,698
When we sailed across The Great North Sea

531
00:25:35,699 --> 00:25:38,498
Comets crossed The skies that night

532
00:25:38,499 --> 00:25:41,458
Must've known Something wasn't right

533
00:25:41,459 --> 00:25:44,618
We arrived upon your English shore

534
00:25:44,619 --> 00:25:47,979
And you offered friendship But we wanted more

535
00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:53,578
Yeah, so much more

536
00:25:53,579 --> 00:25:57,098
We're tearing up This place tonight

537
00:25:57,099 --> 00:25:58,699
Literally

538
00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:03,338
We're going to set This sleepy town alight

539
00:26:03,339 --> 00:26:04,979
Literally

540
00:26:06,139 --> 00:26:09,258
We'll kill and steal and burn and drink

541
00:26:09,259 --> 00:26:15,898
Cos us Vikings don't care what you think

542
00:26:15,899 --> 00:26:17,539
Woah-woah-woah!

543
00:26:19,059 --> 00:26:21,978
Let me in now, won't you please?

544
00:26:21,979 --> 00:26:25,218
We're here to raid your monasteries

545
00:26:25,219 --> 00:26:28,058
We're primed and ready to attack

546
00:26:28,059 --> 00:26:31,258
And we love how monks just don't fight back

547
00:26:31,259 --> 00:26:34,378
You'll die or become a slave to me

548
00:26:34,379 --> 00:26:37,699
Though our slaves often get chucked in the sea

549
00:26:39,819 --> 00:26:44,058
If the boat's heavy, yeah-yeah!

550
00:26:44,059 --> 00:26:46,858
You're going to lose your head, my friend

551
00:26:46,859 --> 00:26:48,699
Literally

552
00:26:50,259 --> 00:26:53,058
We're going to get you in the end

553
00:26:53,059 --> 00:26:54,819
Literally

554
00:26:55,939 --> 00:26:59,178
And I would drink a toast from your skull

555
00:26:59,179 --> 00:27:07,138
Cos we are Vikings and that's
how we roll, woah-woah-woah

556
00:27:07,139 --> 00:27:09,019
Baby, that's right!

557
00:27:15,139 --> 00:27:18,258
We're going to paint the whole town red

558
00:27:18,259 --> 00:27:19,939
Literally

559
00:27:21,499 --> 00:27:24,458
With the blood of the dead

560
00:27:24,459 --> 00:27:25,899
Literally

561
00:27:26,859 --> 00:27:30,338
We'll take everything that you own

562
00:27:30,339 --> 00:27:36,458
And get back on our ship and go back home

563
00:27:36,459 --> 00:27:38,858
Woah-woah-woah!

564
00:27:38,859 --> 00:27:41,538
We're going home

565
00:27:41,539 --> 00:27:45,058
Woah-woah-woah!

566
00:27:45,059 --> 00:27:48,099
We're going home

567
00:27:51,259 --> 00:27:53,179
We are going home

568
00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,738
We are going home.

569
00:27:59,739 --> 00:28:02,538
Tall tales, atrocious acts
We gave you the fearsome facts...

570
00:28:02,539 --> 00:28:05,418
Want to travel through the time sewers with me?

571
00:28:05,419 --> 00:28:08,658
Then play Horrible Histories Terrible Treasures.

572
00:28:08,659 --> 00:28:12,298
Go to the CBBC website and
click on Horrible Histories.

573
00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:17,699
Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories!

574
00:28:17,749 --> 00:28:22,299
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